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| User: | anonymammal (10492790) Anonyjournal
The continuing adventures of an anonymammal. |
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| Name: | anonymammal | ||||||||||
| Birthdate: | 1970-01-01 | ||||||||||
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| Bio: | This is my anonyjournal, to be used when I'd really rather not clutter up my other journals with comments from people who don't like what I post elsewhere. Being anonymous isn't cowardice when dealing when batshit insane people, it's just using a little common sense. Obvious Facts Figured I'd cover these before anyone else does. * I'm so fat, I sweat marshmallows. * I have no life, and use the internet to fill my sad, fat soul with * In addition to being a fatty, I'm hideously ugly- to the point that small children flee in terror when gazing upon my horribly disfigured face. Any snide comment I make involving someone's appearance is due to my overwhelming jealousy. * Although I did spend a few years in the military, I got kicked out for being the faggiest fag who ever faggily fagged in Fag Town. (Actually, I left a little early due to injury, but this reason sounds so much more interesting.) I've been informed that my general faginess negates any e-cred my military service would earn me. However, I do get to keep the few extra inches it gave my e-penis, so it's all good. * Despite my military service, I've never held a job, and live in my parent's basement. * I'm a furry. My fursona is a slug/hyena/sloth/lard hybrid. * I'm an anime fan, and would cosplay if only they made tents/bed sheets large enough. * I refuse to give out identifying offline information, so my opinions have been judged to be completely without meaning or merit by the International Internet Court. * In addition to being terminally gay, I'm also mentally incompetent. And stupid. Hurr. * I don't have dyslexia, I just have shitty spelling and grammar skills. See the previous point for 'why'. * I don't have Asperger's Syndrome, I'm just an asshole. (This one's the most truthful statement on the list.) | ||||||||||
| Memories:: | 4 entries | ||||||||||
| Interests: | 77: anonymice, arg, basement, bees, behind you, buffets, butter, catching, changeling, clockwork, conspiracies, cthulhu, debate, dionaea house, drama, ed, editorials, exploration, flying spaghetti monster, fomori, fug, gaming societies, gay, geek, goblins, gremlins, ham, immersion, in the closet, insects, internets, leaves, lj, lolz, lost, mark twain, marshmallows, may day, metacafe, monsters, mystery, myth, nasa, navidson, nerd, neurocam, noodly appendage, opinion, parody, pherotones, philosophy, pixies, poe, privacy, proxies, rabbit hole, rants, religion, roger ebert, roleplay, sa, sarcasm, satire, secret societies, shadows, snark, sock puppets, sprites, trailhead, twinkies, under the bed, urban legend, viral, wank, wish, you tube, zombies | ||||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | ||||||||||
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| Account type: | Basic Account | ||||||||||
